Oh My Gosh… Let me start with the obvious. In this episode we get a new character Keefer, Jenelle’s new boyfriend. Thanks to TMZ, UsWeekly, and Twitter Keefer is not new to us at all, I knew he would rack up some face time to go along with that mugshot. I must say, Keefer you are not as smokin hot as I once believed you were in the one photo I saw… it was a little bit of a bummer. But, my all time favorite one line of the episode was when Barbz said “He better not be a pothead” BAWHAHAHAAHA only if you knew back then Barbz, what an idiot. Keefer did have a good one liner as well when he said “I could line cook so much better than him” COOL then go find a job. Seriously.

Jenelle, I also am so happy I now know where those awesome film making skills come from, please refer to Ke$ha We R Who We R.

On to Leah and Corey… besides the fact that I swoon when they are together and they give me hope for young girls accidentally getting knocked up. What is this house they leased? A. it’s a doublewide B. Why are you laying concrete for a driveway when you are leasing C. I just don’t get it at all. But when you’re living off deep passionate love I guess you can survive. I’m impressed with the happiness, jealous a little bit, but hey that may be because I’m sitting in my house in footsie pajamas alone going on hour 24 below zero. That’s Colorado for you.

Kailyn, Oh Kailyn. I think I’m going to just say my favorite line from A Cinderalla Story starring Hilary Duff “You’re not that pretty, and you’re not that bright”. Every week I want to shake you harder than a shake weight (I know how hard that is because I own one). Did you think that community college was free? Was it a huge surprise to you that the measly $320.33 you owed had to be paid the week you started. I can’t even deal with this. Joe thankfully comes to the rescue again, remind me why you don’t like him and living in his parents house again?

Who am I forgetting? Oh my little Chelsea. I love your Dad. Sure he’s overbearing, sure he’s Mr. Moneybags, Sure he hates your ex that treated you like shit. Want to know why I love him? BECAUSE HE IS JUST LIKE MY DAD. Always there, always holds grudges, always is right. Sorry my little hairdressing princess I’m siding with papa bear and your roommate, p.s. that look on your roommates face was terror when you said Adam wanted to move back in. Terror. i would be terrified if someone with that barbed wire tattoo wanted to live in my home too. Wasn’t that a fad in the nineties, if you are in fact a teen father that would put you at your glory tattoo days of toddlerhood. Sorry my friend I don’t know how that mistake even happened.

This was Way overdue. 

Only a week late… but thankfully before Teen Mom 2 tomorrow

-K