Well, this episode in my humble opinion was a little bit underwhelming. I’m not really sure what I was looking for in particular, but I didn’t get it.  Here we go.

I’m going to start with Chelsea this week. In previous blog entries, I mentioned how she was probably my favorite. Favorite in the I-kinda-like-her way and not the holy-moly-what-a-trainwreck way. I’m slowly shifting my opinion. She’s really getting on my nerves. You mean to tell me Jenelle can graduate high school and this girl cannot? Every week her tan gets more orange, her highlights get more blunt, and her nails get more and more broken (are you noticing this yet?!?!). My new discovery of the week is, if you look closely enough, she suffers from somewhat of a lazy eye. Not that it really means anything or matters, it’s just merely an observation. Adam comes over to play with the baby, and successfully wins Chelsea’s heart in the process. This girl is borderline pathetic. Then he’s fixing his car with his friend and I swear he recites a script probably handed to him moments before by MTV talking about how it’s just time to step up to the plate. I think he just wanted to cash in on the TM2 paycheck like all the other smart baby daddy’s but that’s just me, that’s just my opinion, a college educated adult with no history of psychosis. Chelsea went to explore some beauty school (she totally would be the type of girl to attend beauty school) and leaves the child alone with Adam. Not a brilliant idea but hey, he’s the father, maybe he’ll check out Aubree in his periph while enjoying the XBOX channel. Wasn’t aware there was such a channel, but ok. Chelsea comes home to Adam feeding the baby and is so surprised and touched she is nearly brought to tears. I’m sorry, but what kind of low expectation bullshit is this? He’s feeding his daughter! Something necessary for her survival, possibly the most basic obligation as a parent or guardian, yet she’s so sincerely surprised. Oh brother. Whatever, I’m just impatiently waiting for the day that her father finds out about this. Also, even if Adam was father of the year I’d dislike him on principle alone for his awful tattoos. He has a tattoo of a Chevy logo on his chest. I swear. Proof:

Ah, what a smug son of a bitch.

Alrighty, I’m moving onto Leah & Corey, my favorite little pair. The cuties go on a bowling date in the middle of the day and flirt back and forth, bowl pretty impressively, and officiate their relationship once again. That’s all it took! Just a little bowling date to bring love back to the forefront. I should try that…Anyway, they’re back together, and that’s cool. He’s so sweet to her. They’re so cute. I feel so fucking single. Whatever. They need to wait TWO months for baby Aliyah or Aleeah or Aleeiyah or whatever to get her MRI. I’m sorry but that seems incredibly ridiculous, I mean what if the issue is time sensitive?! That must be so frustrating. I’m hoping and praying that everything checks out fine, but looks like we may have to wait a few episodes to actually find out, and if you’re as worried as I am, you’ll have to wait a few episodes until you can sleep through the night without tossing and turning in panic and worry.

So Kailyn’s really been pissing me off. This girl is so fucking helpless. I understand that her situation sucks, but I mean let’s try to improve it, shall we? Your current living situation is an unfortunate one, but look on the bright side, now you have a car you can live in (I’ll get to that in a second). Every time Kailyn speaks, her tone is just so instantly abrasive. “Kailyn, do you want a croissant?” “YES! I TOLD YOU LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO THAT I LOVE CROISSANTS. GOD” ok ok jeez, I’m sorry, here, have a croissant! Anyway this week we find out why Jo is so MIA all of the time. You see, Jo has one of those old school basketball arcade games in his basement. This explains a lot. I’d be hooked on that thing too. He takes all of his friends down there and rants and raves about how he’s sick of supporting Kailyn (ahaha supporting her, right right) and how she doesn’t do anything (I think she works and goes to school and raises a child but I’m not sure, could be editing). I’m not sure why she had to take baby Isaac to orientation with her. But she did. Did you also see that lady try to say hello to the baby as she walked out and Kailyn just walked on by? If you didn’t catch it, it was funny, pay better attention. Onto Kailyn’s deadbeat mother. I really fucking have a bone to pick with this woman. To apologize for missing her orientation, she gave K her car. Or something. Some sort of very odd trade. I have an idea! Why don’t you offer your daughter a place to live, so she doesn’t have to be banished to the dungeon of cobblestone castle any longer?! Can she not see that her daughter might as well be homeless? So much fucking anger when I think about this. Her mothers house looked perfectly liveable! Whatever. I can’t. Then K broke up with her new boyfriend in what is sure to be the most unemotional and insincere telephone breakup I’ve ever and will ever witness. “Ok, see you at work”. Jo’s parents still suck, the sky is still blue.

Lastly, we witnessed something odd this weekend. My human emotions were trying to make me feel BAD for Jenelle? I mean, I didn’t really feel sincerely bad but I was beginning to? Let’s face it, Barbz is revealing herself to be this bi-polar lunatic! She is straight up unbearable. Jenelle took her car and her Ed Hardy seat cover to Wet Seal, Subway, and Dairy Queen this week in search for a job. She found one somewhere along the way waiting tables (eek). She buys herself a $3 skirt and gets reamed by the Barbz. Give the girl a break! She needs a skirt to dance in her YouTube videos with! Did you notice her bright pink t-shirt this week that she wore when she was “BABYSITTING” Jace was the shirt made famous in her We R Who We R video?! I sure noticed! If you didn’t, again, pay better attention. Jenelle signed over custody to her mother this week, I think she realized she was tired of actually pretending to give a shit. Without custody, she could do things! She could go places! I don’t understand why they needed to get the courts involved. Why couldn’t this just be a simple understanding? What, is Barbz scared that Jenelle will one day just take Jace and runaway with him, providing for him and caring for him alone for the rest of eternity? Safe to say that’s not even remotely an option, so, yeah, I don’t understand. This all just proves to me more and more that B is just a nut. Now Jenelle literally can’t take baby Jace like, anywhere. Not to the grocery store, not to the fireworks show, not to the bar…I mean, what the fuck.

I also would like to petition to see more of Mike, Barbz’s boyfriend. I could be speaking prematurely but he could potentially be TM2’s version of Butch. Just a feeling I got. 

Ok now if you’ll excuse me, I have a car to go dig out of the snow. Stay safe out there people.