Is it me or does the entire cast of Teen Mom 2 have the worst hair?  At least Maci pulled herself together last year post-pregnancy (Minus those orange spray tan hands mixed with orange hair… ekkkkkkk A for effort).  But, come on…Leah, those damn bangs.  I cringe every time you are screaming at Corey and straightening those horrific bangs.  I will be the first to admit that everyone goes though flawed fashion decisions.  I fell victim to the high ponytail for about 3 years.  But, I fully blame that on cheerleader status.  I almost teared up seeing footage from Leah’s wedding.  Not tears of happiness or fear for her life with Corey, BUT her hair actually looked good, fantastic even!  Even though there is a 99% chance that marriage is spiraling downward before the season is even over, maybe she’ll at least adopt a new hairstyle.  A girl can dream.

Dear Jenelle, I’m excited to see what color your hair is in general.  I have also jumped from one side of the color spectrum to the other on more than one occasion.  But, it takes a certain skin tone to pull that off my dear.  I almost can’t tell which I hate more the blackish brown or the yellow.  I’m thinking your best choice would be a sandy blonde, just in case your wanted some input.  I know the $5000 you made for your episode of 16 and Pregnant can afford you a full highlight by an actual stylist. (Shout out to my stylist if you need one, Michelle Heim: Vida Salon in Denver)  I really do wish I could blame this on being a new mom, but they do realize they should be camera ready.

-K