Chelsea Houska, of Nowheresville, South Dakota, was maybe my favorite this season in terms of tolerability. She was sweet, vulnerable, kind to her parents. So it begs the question; what the fuck is she doing on my television?! I don’t leave the house often enough to get my daily dose of rage in the real world, so I naturally rely on reality television to feed the beast. She came up short, but I’ve got an entire season of her inevitable back-and-forth with her boyfriend who, just let me tell you, is sooo cool he must have gone to Cucumber College, to satisfy me. Nothing gets my goat quite like the incessant limbo of two immature fuck tards. 

Anyway, sort of reminiscent of Sammi and Ronnie’s back and forth relationship, I can just picture this girl using her one moment on television to be defined as the weakling who goes flying back into her ex’s arms. I really hate that guy. Did you read the text messages he sent her? Telling her nobody would love her stretch marked ass and that their baby was a mistake!!!! WTFFFFF shit like this makes me rage. Like my mama always used to tell me, “if he aint nice to you when you’re pregnant, he’ll never be nice to you.”….or something…

Chelsea’s Potential: C, and that’s as generous as I’m gonna get. She’s cute, she’s young, she’s thin, her baby is sort of cute…call me crazy but she doesn’t exactly make me hate my fucking life. Yet. 

-J

EDIT: Found this screen cap of the boyfriend’s text message. One word: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU