December 2010
7 posts
Oh The Horror of Hair
Is it me or does the entire cast of Teen Mom 2 have the worst hair? At least Maci pulled herself together last year post-pregnancy (Minus those orange spray tan hands mixed with orange hair… ekkkkkkk A for effort). But, come on…Leah, those damn bangs. I cringe every time you are screaming at Corey and straightening those horrific bangs. I will be the first to admit that everyone...
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IDK, MY BFF CHELSEA?
Chelsea Houska, of Nowheresville, South Dakota, was maybe my favorite this season in terms of tolerability. She was sweet, vulnerable, kind to her parents. So it begs the question; what the fuck is she doing on my television?! I don’t leave the house often enough to get my daily dose of rage in the real world, so I naturally rely on reality television to feed the beast. She came up short,...
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WELCOME TO THE GROUP KAILYN
Sweet little Kailyn. I want to like you. I want to sympathize with you for your awkward, silent father that you had to find on Facebook. I want to punch your mother, who needs a serious lesson in prioritizing. I want to Jason Vorhees your boyfriend Jo, who’s name is actually Jonathan and not Joseph, like you would expect. I want to turn him into a Sims and give him Guinea Pig Disease...
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Baby Daddy roll-call!
With a new season of Teen Mom rapidly approaching, we get to learn more about just how special baby daddy’s are. We learn the integral role they play in the creation [frequently that’s all they contribute to] and development of these young, lucky children. Personally, I will miss Gary the most. Sure, I hated him on 16 and Pregnant the day he bought that x-box…or was it a wii?...
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Introducing Jenelle!
Hi Jenelle! How are you, today? Terrible, I hope! This girl is an easy shoe-in to be my absolute favorite of the series. Favorite in the holy-shit-I-fucking-hate-this-girl way. Let me be the first to tell you that this dame is an absolute piece of shit. Do not let the photo of her lovingly kissing her son fool you, she’s awful. Positively awful, I tell you! I sincerely wish the worst for...
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Let's meet Leah!
This here is Leah Messler. If you watched her episode of 16 and Pregnant, you remember her as the girl who had twins. You might also remember her as the girl who cheated on her funny looking boyfriend slash baby daddy with an ex-boyfriend.
Leah’s already at a disadvantage, considering any time I hear the name Leah, I immediately think of the unfortunate baby Leah of the original Teen Mom....