March 2011
5 posts
Ask me questions I'm bored
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You asked for it...
GUESS WHO’S BAAAAAAAACK! Hi my beautiful babies. I am sorry I’ve been so absent. My weeks are just so clogged with BULL CRAP that I have no time for the things I actually want to do anymore. It makes me sad. I cry every night. I swear. If you don’t believe me, here is a little taste of just my Tuesdays…
Wake up : 6:00
Train : 7:20
Arrive in the city :...
gibby13 asked: Are they handed a script as to what to say during the show and given money to go where they want? is MTV involved in some of the controversies that go on during the show ?
lifepaintedonthewalls asked: I really enjoy your blog. I just wish you posted more regularly. I want to know what you think of the past 2 shows you haven't done. I'm getting tired of waiting(:
update on the way ;)
-jenn
February 2011
4 posts
I just want to be in College... Sign the Damn...
I am not on top of it. I’m going to blame the lack of actual timely followup on my current struggles with P90x. Sorry, I know it’s such a bad excuse but apparently in hopes to get smokin hot, my poor body and brain are constantly hurting, aching, and tired. I guess it’s almost like I gave birth, or have a newborn, except I do indeed get to sleep through the entire night. So...
domoniquethegreat asked: omg i love reading your updates about the show . where is the one for this week ?
WAY Overdue....
Oh My Gosh… Let me start with the obvious. In this episode we get a new character Keefer, Jenelle’s new boyfriend. Thanks to TMZ, UsWeekly, and Twitter Keefer is not new to us at all, I knew he would rack up some face time to go along with that mugshot. I must say, Keefer you are not as smokin hot as I once believed you were in the one photo I saw… it was a little bit of a...
January 2011
8 posts
Baby you're a firework
Well, this episode in my humble opinion was a little bit underwhelming. I’m not really sure what I was looking for in particular, but I didn’t get it. Here we go.
I’m going to start with Chelsea this week. In previous blog entries, I mentioned how she was probably my favorite. Favorite in the I-kinda-like-her way and not the holy-moly-what-a-trainwreck way. I’m slowly...
If you guys have any questions, comments, or...
around-every-corner asked: I discovered this blog at 8:00 this morning and read every post. I was late to work, but it was worth it. You girls are hilarious.
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...is now in a relationship
I stole my friends baby to show you all how I look when I’m teen mommin’
So we meet again! I’ve actually been dieting and without alcohol for the past two days so you’ll have to pardon my crankiness and soberness. Nothing good usually comes of either, but I’m just gonna wing it. I’m actually extra cranky about the fact that I can only attack 3/4 of this show...
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~*modeling in china*~
Holy shit ya’ll.
Alright, well, it’s here. At 9:57 I plopped on the couch, poured myself an almost accidentally large glass of wine, had a bowl of birth control and I was ready to go. And you guys. GUYS! It was awesome. Teen Mom! You are nothing if not consistent. I mean, it was sort of difficult to get into the swing of things with MTV squeezing about 40 minutes of commercials...
Well Played Jenelle, Well Played.
Hmmmm. Let me be honest here. It comes as no surprise that little crazy Jenelle was arrested on Marijuana charges with that handsome smug face next to her. Props on finding a new boyfriend. BUT, why on earth did you break into a vacant home to smoke weed. It’s not like you were looking for a place to cook meth, unless that was indeed the future plan. Okay, that was probably the...
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6 more days people
y so tall, kailyn?
December 2010
7 posts
Oh The Horror of Hair
Is it me or does the entire cast of Teen Mom 2 have the worst hair? At least Maci pulled herself together last year post-pregnancy (Minus those orange spray tan hands mixed with orange hair… ekkkkkkk A for effort). But, come on…Leah, those damn bangs. I cringe every time you are screaming at Corey and straightening those horrific bangs. I will be the first to admit that everyone...
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IDK, MY BFF CHELSEA?
Chelsea Houska, of Nowheresville, South Dakota, was maybe my favorite this season in terms of tolerability. She was sweet, vulnerable, kind to her parents. So it begs the question; what the fuck is she doing on my television?! I don’t leave the house often enough to get my daily dose of rage in the real world, so I naturally rely on reality television to feed the beast. She came up short,...
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WELCOME TO THE GROUP KAILYN
Sweet little Kailyn. I want to like you. I want to sympathize with you for your awkward, silent father that you had to find on Facebook. I want to punch your mother, who needs a serious lesson in prioritizing. I want to Jason Vorhees your boyfriend Jo, who’s name is actually Jonathan and not Joseph, like you would expect. I want to turn him into a Sims and give him Guinea Pig Disease...
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Baby Daddy roll-call!
With a new season of Teen Mom rapidly approaching, we get to learn more about just how special baby daddy’s are. We learn the integral role they play in the creation [frequently that’s all they contribute to] and development of these young, lucky children. Personally, I will miss Gary the most. Sure, I hated him on 16 and Pregnant the day he bought that x-box…or was it a wii?...
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Introducing Jenelle!
Hi Jenelle! How are you, today? Terrible, I hope! This girl is an easy shoe-in to be my absolute favorite of the series. Favorite in the holy-shit-I-fucking-hate-this-girl way. Let me be the first to tell you that this dame is an absolute piece of shit. Do not let the photo of her lovingly kissing her son fool you, she’s awful. Positively awful, I tell you! I sincerely wish the worst for...
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Let's meet Leah!
This here is Leah Messler. If you watched her episode of 16 and Pregnant, you remember her as the girl who had twins. You might also remember her as the girl who cheated on her funny looking boyfriend slash baby daddy with an ex-boyfriend.
Leah’s already at a disadvantage, considering any time I hear the name Leah, I immediately think of the unfortunate baby Leah of the original Teen Mom....